father's day
Miguel still keeps every drawing his kid ever made in his toolbox. he is going to hear this song, get something in his eye, and blame the sawdust.
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JinglerMiguel's Toolbox
country ballad
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dads famously say “you didn't have to get me anything” and famously keep everything. we typed “happy father's day to Miguel, who still keeps every drawing i ever made in his toolbox” and the country ballad on this page sings Miguel and that toolbox full of crayon masterpieces straight down the middle of the heart. your dad has his version: the driveway basketball hoop he never took down, the terrible fish photos, the way he still checks your tires. one text and it's a song.
some dads process affection exclusively through jokes, and for them there is the second song on this page: a dad-rock anthem for Gary, guardian of the thermostat and sworn enemy of leaving lights on. rock with the funny mood turns his most defended territory into a stadium chorus, and there is no prouder man alive than a dad being roasted about the thermostat in a song with a guitar solo. he will claim to hate it while learning every word.
the tie you almost panic-ordered would arrive tuesday, and dad already owns nine ties he's never worn. a song made this morning beats a gift stuck in shipping every single time. type the message while the coffee brews, pick country or rock, and it's on his phone before the pancakes land. bonus move: attach a screenshot of the family group chat and the song will write funny lyrics that name everyone in the thread, dad's one-word replies included.
lyrics
Well, Happy Father's Day, Miguel,
Another story I could tell.
'Cause in your beat-up metal box,
Through every bump and all the knocks,
You keep my childish drawings there,
Like little treasures, held with care.
Yeah, you keep every single one,
From a brand new day until it's done.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, MIGUEL!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, MIGUEL!
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JinglerGuardian of the Thermostat
dad rock
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the dad-rock roast flavor: a thermostat anthem for the man who treats 68 degrees as a personality.
lyrics
Happy Father's Day, Gary!
GUARDIAN OF THE THERMOSTAT,
SWORN ENEMY OF LEAVING LIGHTS ON
lead with his lore instead of your feelings. the grill collection, the lawn rivalry with the neighbor, the thermostat. a song that gets his legend right says i love you in fluent dad.
country and rock, scientifically. country with the nostalgic mood for the sentimental play, rock with the funny mood for the roast. jazz if your dad is the rare vinyl-and-bourbon variety.
yes, and it's elite. attach a screenshot of the chat and the lyrics call out the people in the thread by name, which for most families means immortalizing dad's thumbs-up-only communication style.
you're fine. one message, one genre, one mood, about thirty seconds of waiting. he gets a link that plays instantly, and you get credit for a gift no store could have sold you anyway.
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