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make a song about your dog's latest crime
Biscuit stole another sock and hid it under the couch. the situation calls for villain music.
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JinglerBiscuit's Villain Era
villain anthem
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every pet deserves a theme song
sock theft, 3am zoomies, a staring contest with the wall: name the perpetrator and describe the incident. the anthem on this page came from one text about Biscuit and the sock under the couch, and the lyrics prosecute him by name. epic rock for the villain arc, lo-fi for the nap era, hype EDM for walk o'clock.
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send it to everyone who's met the perpetrator. fair warning: a song about your dog gets replayed at parties, and people will request sequels.
lyrics
BISCUIT STOLE ANOTHER SOCK AND HID IT UNDER THE COUCH
(OH-OH-OH-OH!) THE SOCK-NESS MONSTER LIVES!
BISCUIT STOLE ANOTHER SOCK AND HID IT UNDER THE COUCH
(HEY! HEY!) THE KING OF ALL THE COUCHES NOW!
pets being silly questions
what should a song about my pet say?
the more specific the crime, the better the song. “Biscuit stole a sock and hid it in the couch” beats “my dog is cute”. use their name and the lyrics will run with it.
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